Hey Britney…we found you your next husband. 

Thank God it wasn’t the other way around.  Grandad could have bought the boots, and Grandma could have been changing.

[myspace]An Emo Thanksgiving

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There isn’t a boot on the planet big enough to kick these lame-wad Emos in the ass.

[myspace]Superman Parkour

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We encourage you to try this at home if you really want to hurt yourself…and you have a cape…and a purple spandex suit.

If you meet the above criteria…you may very well be an Elvis Impersonator, and your sheer bulk would preclude any such activity.