As the American race for the chance to race for the White House winds down, and the Canadian political machine wheezes and clicks to an ever possible change of power from the same old thing to the same old thing…I sit here writing impossibly long sentences, like this one.

Aside from that, it strikes me that it just never seems to get better. Not the sentences, the system. (more…)

When 2 lowlifes thought they would pick on an 80 year old man…they shouldn’t have picked on a John Wayne fan with a pistol in his pants. (more…)

In a shocking development, a man in Omaha has discovered that fire and propane can cause explosions. (more…)

If you are reading this right now and you are born in the year of the rat then consider this your horoscope:

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Let’s see… you take something that sounds a whole lot like botulism and you inject it into your head…  and this is not good for you ?  How can that be ?

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Romance is not dead, but thanks to PC worries, it is on life support and needs 10cc of lovin’…STAT. (more…)

When pageant officials got a face-full of Stephanie Conover’s resume…they were shocked. She writes songs, entertains, does charity work, dances…MY GOD!!! Oh…and ooops…she reads Tarot cards. (more…)

It is time to solve this once and for all.  When you put your toilet paper on the roll, which way is the right way for it to go.  Should it roll off from the top or should it roll off from the bottom ?

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It’s obvious.  You use the last square, and wait until your wife replaces it.  Duh.

WELL…WHATTA YOU GOT?????