A couple made a deal that who ever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made contact. (more…)

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .. (more…)

The day after the leafs missed the playoffs (again), they were at the ACC cleaning out their lockers. Bryan McCabe invited the boys over on Canada day for a party, all the players agreed to come. “Can you all bring beer?” he asked the team.. (more…)

Despite what you may have heard, swallowing chewing gum while exercising, is not the best idea. (more…)

This young husband staggers into the emergengy room with a putter dent in his skull and the doctor “Said how did that happen.” (more…)

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can’t hump it or eat it…

piss on it, and walk away.

SAGE ADVICE FROM JENNIE

Put one hand over your right eye, and with the other hand…um… 

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